UPDATES!!!
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panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

(via calumsdxck)

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sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via crystallized-teardrops)

10.02.2014  +533302
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invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

(via crystallized-teardrops)

10.01.2014  +235341

princessbindi:

I used to be really embarrassed when my parents would mess up their English but as I got older I realized my parents know Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, AND English.

They’re way smarter than I am. So I started to chill.

Somebody start talking about how immigrants are dumb because they can’t speak English properly. I’d fucking like to see you try and even remember four different languages, you elitist and racist fuckbaby.

(via carolineflack)

10.01.2014  +21270

englishaffair:

Michael is kinda gaining an English accent

Luke is kinda gaining an American accent but still with a little bit of Aussie

Calum is kinda gaining an English accent but still with a bit of Aussie

and Ashton is still a kangaroo

(via kissngluke)

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breadmaakesyoufat:

dearcosima:

are you from tennessee? because you’re the only

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DELETE YOUR BLOG.

(Source: cosimasratio, via whoamichaelclifford)

10.01.2014  +181113
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Trick or tr(eat me out) 🎃

(Source: electroteen, via carolineflack)

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sassykardashian:

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS

(Source: versacesquad, via kissngluke)

10.01.2014  +187622