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04.18.2014  +14822

xsottile:

Today in AP Bio we were talking about how some animals have anti-freeze compounds in their blood to keep them warm, and this kid just leaned over to me and whispered,

 

“Canadians”

(Source: indieintellectual, via decisivein)

04.18.2014  +102438
04.18.2014  +78157

Sometimes I wonder, why in the hell I’m a part of this fandom?

bradfraud:

calumpayne:

zaynfuckedsasha:

fuckme-1direction:

iizaiiza-onedirection:

Then I see something like this:
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imageimageimageimageAnd then I have no doubt about why I love this Fandom
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i haven’t even seen half of these. i’m pissing

i just pissed myself

IF U MISSED 1D IN SUMMER OF 2012 U MISSED EVERYTHING

SUMMER 2012 WAS EVERYTHING

(Source: everyoneareblind, via nutellalucas)

04.18.2014  +61856
04.18.2014  +56511

lukelovebite:

1 Band together for
2 Years after
3 Boys asked another to join their band to make it
4 (Lovable) idiots that are all together called
5 Seconds of Summer

(Source: lukesnotpunk, via ashtit)

04.18.2014  +736

joshpeckofficiall:

when somebody likes your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you

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(Source: joshpeck, via smithandfriends)

04.18.2014  +45932

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via angelikaisrad)

04.18.2014  +51593

grandtheftemo:

briannemaire:

grandtheftemo:

"today’s music is all garbage" whats that sorry i cant hear u over the sound of fall out boy saving rock and roll

Imma let you finish Fall Out Boy fans, but Beyonce’s self titled album BEYONCE, is the greatest album of all time. ([SHE] WOKE UP LIKE THIS… FLAWLESS!)

whats that sorry i cant hear u over the sound of fall out boy saving rock and roll

(Source: thetendrloins, via nutellalucas)

04.18.2014  +18776
04.18.2014  +60428

heyxkids:

FUCKIN LIFE HACK always take ear plugs to a concert cause when you have them in it
-blocks out all the annoying noise from the crowd
-YOU CAN CLEARLY HEAR THE BAND
-ITS AWESOME
-MAGIC
-also it protects your ears & that’s good

(via heyxkids)

04.18.2014  +17627
04.18.2014  +213273

“MY UTERUS FEELS LIKE IT HAS BEEN STABBED BY A MORGUL BLADE”

04.18.2014  +18554

lumos5001:

screaming-till-im-numb:

I want someone to write a book where Mermaids are the women thrown off ships when the sailors got afraid because having a woman on the boat is bad luck. And as they sink to the bottom legs tied together they change slowly until they can breath, until they can use their tied up legs to swim. And they drown sailors in revenge, luring them in by singing in their husky voices still stinging from the salt water they breathed. 

someone please write this

(via gaybans)

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